"I have a boyfriend"

[Summa]

Originally Posted by Ribcage

I've never had this issue yet. However some of my wings have had # closes and then have gotten "I've got a boyfriend".

One of my wings always replies with:

Him: Nice, that is awesome, so what's the lucky guy's name?

Her: John.

Wing: So tell me, what's it like to be in a picture perfect relationship?

My wing has used this in the field and through texting. It has worked about 90% of the time.

Ribcage

That's a nice soundbyte. It gets them thinking. It subtly attacks him. It makes you look better.

Will be used and incorporated.

[TheHitter]

I think I heard it in a ross jefferies audio on bf destroying.

[CLR]

Other option, I just ignore it, or most of the time, I just say its ok, I am not jealous!
then move on, I NEVER dwell on her having a boyfriend.

[iceman2028]

I forget where I've heard this but I've had pretty good success with it:

Her: I have a boyfriend

Iceman: Well text your boyfriend and tell him that his girlfriend will be hanging out with me tonight.

Use variations (going out with me, coming home with me, etc). I should mention that you need to have a pretty solid mindset to do this.

[Witster]

This is an oldie but I love it.

Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: Can he cook?
Her: What? Yes.
Me: Good what is going to make for us? KINO baby.
Her: Laughs and is like WTF.

Just wanted to add this because it was fun.